Soccer is the Devil

The argument has never been articulated but the real enemy and of liberals is that last bastion of male chauvinism: American Football. The proof of this conspiracy is the fact that soccer is so ruthlessly foisted upon the American male child. The sports bra stunt, briefly brought notoriety but faded as rapidly as what's her name. Thankfully, their efforts have been about as successful as smoking teen smoking. Professional soccer is as much a loser as WBA, which itself requires NBA invenstment. The general reason for soccers failure in America is that the game is inherently chaotic, lacks primal brutal masculinity and has a foreigness which makes it suspect. I will predict that when soccer becomes the dominate sport in America we will briefly be European and then face Mecca in prayer.